It all depends on what the definition of beer is - Wlliam Jefferson Clinton

Know Thy Beer - Socrates

Energy bill that encourages consumption of beer _ George Bush

Little Beer is a dangerous Thing - Alexander Pope

Beer = Malt x hops squared - Albert Einstein

Ask not what you can do for beer but what beer can do for you - John F. Kennedy

I never drink water, it rusts pipes

The tusks are looser in Alabama

Never Drink water, it is the stuff that rusts pipes

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case there is a snake which I also keep hands

Face the situation at the rear end of a bull

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water; I am afraid it might become habit forming

I never drink water because of what fish do in it

I touch nothing stronger than buttermilk; 90% proof